Funny Tweets at #RoyMooreSoBroke

"Roy Moore so broke, his van now says 'NEEDS FREE CANDY.'"

"Coming soon to a corner near you"

"Roy Moore so broke he won't be able to pay for a limo this Jr. Prom Season"

"#RoyMoore is no longer asking his Facebook followers for money.  Seems that once his accounts fell into the teens they became Moore attractive."

"#RoyMooreSoBroke his soul has gone to collections."

"It's too soon to politicize this tragic event."

"With a few changes this letter reads like a letter Osama Bin Laden could have written to raise funds for his jihad."  

"RoyMooreSoBroke he can't even afford to get a janitor's uniform & web cam to sneak into girls' high school locker rooms in Alabama."  

"Why doesn't he just pull himself up by his own bootstraps?  Just giving him money will make him lazy and he won't work harder to get ahead."  

"Sell the horse."  

"I offer thoughts and prayers.  If it works to end mass shootings, it's enough for you, right?"  




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