Does Roy Moore really own a house of 4,300 square feet, on 16 acres, that has a garage for 7 cars, while he's begging for money?

Is that a rumor at #RoyMooreSoBroke, or is that true?  

If it's a rumor:  has the conglomerate ever not treated a rumor about me as if it's the truth?  

If it's true, then I'm trying to think about what the square footage of a chair in the lobby of the Pine Street Inn is; you know how bad women are at math.  Maybe if I add the square footage of my locker at the shelter, where I have my bags, then my greed will rival Mr. Moore's and that will be proof of why I deserve how the conglomerate has treated me since 2010.  

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