The "sit anywhere" policy at Whole Foods

I never use that policy to sit at a small table that someone is saving with a coat.

I never use that policy to sit at a large table that already has other people, if there are seats anywhere in the building that would give them and me the most available privacy.

I never use that policy to sit at a table that already has someone at it, without asking.

I never use that policy to sit at a table, small or large, where a male person who is 20 or 30 years younger than I am is already sitting, with or without asking.  

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