Not for me, they're not.

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What kind of crumbs do multimillionaires and billionaires drop?  Enough to give most mice a weight problem, I think.  

Considering the wealth of the corrupt company that I have kept for almost a decade, I am definitely on the Slimfast Crumb diet.  Not that wealth is or was my motivation for anything, which really ought to be obvious to everyone.  Personally, I have quite lost track of all of the wealthy people who have offered to "keep" me over the years, all of whom I have rejected.  

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