Please add a section to this resolution that waterboards an apology out of J.K. Rowling for her horrible behavior toward Vermont, that encloses her in a coffin with the dementor of a CIA-psychologist's choice even after she has given her apology, until she promises to shut her hypocritical yap about me FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE, that sleep-deprives her (happens to me every night at the HOMELESS SHELTER), and then this resolution will be entirely acceptable.
Thank you, Vermont.
I am proud of you today.
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