Sarcasm Alert

I wish that I could be a meteorologist, wearing a tight dress while slut-shaming a homeless woman, on a news show whose title should be "One Old Guy And A Bunch Of Female Models," funded by commercials showing:

-black families using their teenage daughters to promote voyeurism and involuntary pornography 

-furniture salesmen, who are at least in their 50s if not older, ridiculing younger victims of voyeurism and involuntary pornography by calling those victims the mother from "Psycho"

-car companies promoting child molestation


I should be ashamed of my poverty.  Why can't I be a positively contributing member of society, like all of the above?

End of Sarcasm Alert

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