She's not a slut or a manstealer, though; I'm the only slut and manstealer IN THE WORLD, even though I was a virgin until I was 27, haven't had sex since I was 29, and am always single.
http://hollywoodlife.com/2018/01/27/robert-pattinson-katy-perry-make-out-couple-kissing/
Katy Perry didn't cause the permanent break-up of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart; I did, even though I have never met any of them.
She didn't cause his permanent break-up from FKA Twigs; that was also my fault.
I broke her up from John Mayer, whom I have never met; that was my fault.
I prevented her from dating Ryan Phillippe, the girlfriend-batterer, whom I have never met; that was also my fault.
I totally deserved for her to film this hateful and disgusting music video, promoting the voyeurism in my last apartment:
Everything is my fault. Nothing is the fault of anyone who dislikes me; everyone who dislikes me hates me for a good reason.
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