A decade is a long time to have your life on hold and suspend decisions about your future, particularly if you are a 35-year-old woman.

Since it is not true that black and Latina women spawn litters of children as if they are breeding animals, since that is a horrible, racist slur, it would be kinder if the length of time that DACA people have to wait to be citizens were shortened so that they can live their lives like human beings.

It is much more true of the women of my family, on the WASP side no less, that we should probably wear full-body condoms at all times to avoid being impregnated by random sperm.  That is probably particularly true of me for the few remaining years of my fertility, since the conglomerate has designated me to be a masturbation target for hordes of total strangers for the rest of my life.  

I don't know why the conglomerate thought it would be funny to trap me in a cell with millions of that guy from Silence of the Lambs until I'm dead, but the conglomerate hasn't stopped laughing.  


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